General Mills has announced the launch of a new Star Wars cereal.
Featuring corn puffs in the shapes of X-Wings and Tie Fighters, the cereal will also have marshmallows in the shape of Yoda’s head, stormtrooper helmet and light sabers.
Darth Vader celebrates Chinese New Year
Rumor has it that Daft Punk will be wearing Stormtrooper helmets during their performance at the Grammy’s tomorrow night. Stevie Wonder, Pharrell WIlliams and Nile Rodgers will accompany them on a medley that includes Stevie Wonder’s “I Wish,” Chic’s “Le … Continue reading
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Jeff: What kind of Iasers?
Dardius: I don’t know, I’m not a Stormtrooper.
Jeff: Hey, Arnau, what are the chances Kenneth can make a time machine with these Iasers?
Arnau:How wouId I know, I’m not a…
Dardus: He’s not a Stormtrooper either.
Jeff: Stormtroopers don’t know anything
about Iasers or time traveI, they’re bIue-coIIar workers.