Next Month You Can Eat Star Wars for Breakfast

General Mills has announced the launch of a new Star Wars cereal.

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Featuring corn puffs in the shapes of X-Wings and Tie Fighters, the cereal will also have marshmallows in the shape of Yoda’s head, stormtrooper helmet and light sabers.

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Safety Not Guaranteed SW lines

Kenneth: No matter how tempting it wiII be to gain personaI fortune or notoriety by say, being the first person to Iist the Contra code for up, up, down, down, Ieft-right, Ieft-right, B-A-start. Or to say,“Hey, Ieave your Star Wars figurines in the box ’cause they’II be worth Iike hundreds more if they are super pristine.”

                                                                                                       

 

Dardius: Lasers?!

Jeff: What kind of Iasers?

Dardius: I don’t know, I’m not a Stormtrooper.

Jeff: Hey, Arnau, what are the chances Kenneth can make a time machine with these Iasers?

Arnau:How wouId I know, I’m not a…

Dardus: He’s not a Stormtrooper either.

Jeff: Stormtroopers don’t know anything
about Iasers or time traveI, they’re bIue-coIIar workers.

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